It was July 4th at the New River Gorge in West Virginia. It was dark, and I was on the roof of a truck clinging to the roof rack as we wound through the twisting back roads en route to the edge of the gorge. This had not been the plan. We had ended up loading the truck down with a couple of kegs and as many raft guides as we could fit after the trailer that was supposed to deliver us to the party developed a flat tire. We had unhitched it and abandoned the thing by the side of the road and made do with the truck, more or less.
We did end up making it to the edge of the cliff, with our beer, in the dark, to drink in the woods and watch distant fireworks. To the best of my knowledge, no one died or was left behind, so I consider it a success. There were a lot of parties that summer, but the river itself was the most memorable, as white water rafting in West Virginia is world class.
Raft guides are a curious breed, lured to the work by adventure, adrenaline, and a lifestyle far outside the norms of a boardroom. I assure you they are not lured by the money. The pittance most earn is sometimes supplemented with tips, but financially it’s a tough gig. Most live out of a tent or car or, if they are lucky, an RV or camper, and rely upon their guide companies bath house to keep the river stink at bay. I became a guide after I swam a little swimmer’s rapid, a name given to small largely innocuous rapids that guides allow their customers to swim and found the experience too terrifying to let go. The following summer I was part of a little training class where, along with my fellow trainees, I inflated boats, loaded them onto trailers, strapped down gear, and was unceremoniously dumped repeatedly into whitewater as a part of training. We had the sort of record water levels that are normally reserved for spring, so there were plenty of opportunities to terrify us into quitting, something I learned was part of the game. You could call it hazing, but you could also call it an important part of the education of a raft guide. If your raft flips, you need to have the confidence, strength, and clarity of mind to climb back onto the raft, flip it over, climb back in, and rescue your terrified customers before the next rapid. In other words, you can’t be scared.

An actual sign spotted in the Fayetteville area, circa 2003.
Customers set to raft either of the Rivers are outfitted with helmets, life jackets – referred to as PFD’s by any serious river rat – and paddles, and shuttled down to water’s edge via old school buses in a ride that can be as terrifying as the river itself. Rest assured that the roads that lead to the river were not built with buses in mind, let alone buses pulling trailers full of rafts. As an added bonus, during the ride the customers are given a safety talk designed to scare them into compliance. “Don’t stand up in the river. Your foot could become entrapped and you could die. Swim where your guide tells you. If you don’t, you could get pulled into an undercut rock and die. Listen to your guide’s instructions or the raft could hit a rock and flip… and you could die.” Working as a raft guide was the only time I could have gotten away with yelling at a bunch of church kids that “they had better motherfucking paddle or they were going to motherfucking die” and I wouldn’t have gotten in trouble for it, because I would have been right. It’s not hyperbole. Lots of people have died on the river, though most of them on personal trips, not commercial ones. The features on the river are given names like “Meatgrinder” and not without good reason.

The New River Gorge and Fayette Station Bridges, from the New River.
West Virginia is a lovely state that I feel has never taken the time to properly develop itself as a true adventure travel destination. Given the way that coal has ravaged the health and well-being both of the residents and the environment, I’d love to see them take some steps to diversify their economy that included development for adventure travel. Whether or not that ever happens, the state still has world class whitewater and unless the rivers stop flowing, that will continue.
Very enjoyable piece. Humorous and knowledgeable. I’ve never been to West Virginia and obviously never rafted there, but your piece makes me want to do both. I wrote a piece for Dave’s about an experience I once had on the Grand Canyon river rafting. You may enjoy: http://www.davestravelcorner.com/journals/destination-other/crashing-and-burning-at-randys-rock-rapid-on-the-wild-colorado/