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The Thai That Binds, Eine Kleine Nacht Market

June 13, 2014 by John EdwardsLeave a Comment

Bangkok-WatAn American backpacker cannot decide whether street food or budget restaurants offer the best (read: safest) fetish of freshness until he visits one of Thailand’s signature Floating Night Markets…

As someone used to eating Thai food in New York City, with restaurants with babytalk names like “Yum Yum” and “Tastee Thai,” I was blown away when I tasted real Siamese fare for the first time in Bangkok’s Banglamphu district, an area filled with cheap guesthouses and runaway restaurants.

“Un, HOT!”

I managed to spit out a lump of Masaman curry.

The oddball waitress with marvelous marbles for eyes—like a feline hotbod cougar feeding her young—plopped a bunch of different plates for me to recognize: Tom Yum Soup (with shrimp), Pad Thai (with shrimp), Pra Ram (with chicken and peanut sauce), and “Jungle Curry” (with beef). I had erred on the eats. The so-called Masaman was actually an extra-spicy take on cannibalism with sticky rice, peradventure?

“But good!”

Although I dreaded coming down with anything more serious than a guardia bug, including hepatitis A and B, yellow fever, diptheria, cholera, or other ailments caused by contaminated food, I craved Thai food as delicious as I was used to in Manhattan. Unlike most countries, where authentic food is better in “la patria,” such as France, Italy, Spain, and Greece, Thailand’s Thai food in Thailand seems to be heavily influenced by China immigrants, even though Thais use forks instead of chopsticks.

Indeed, our misconceptions of Thai culture resemble close encounters of the absurd kind.

But I wondered after passing through various outdoor markets, including the floating night markets that ply on the muddy brown Chao Phrao River in anything resembling a boat, even canoes, whether I was on the right track?

Hello, Floating Night Market!

At what I believe is one of Bangkok’s finest Floating Night Markets (not all of which float, nor always occur at night), I went “Wow!” Even though these sophisticated independent ops, some of them with credit-card machines, were frequented mostly by German and English backpackers wearing loose Thai pants, Tintin in Tibet T-shirts, and Flip Flops, they seemingly had anything I wanted: Ken dolls, stinky durians, petrified dino dung. Finicky Americans complain about “bacteria”—but now everybody is clued in, including the backpacking cognoscenti, to where the best (read: safest) Thai food exists.

Just follow the locals.

Who has been sitting out for the longest?

Were those friendly grimaces or were they just holding it in?

Jeez, where did they get those gigantic alien crayfish?!

Was the old drunk speaking irresponsibly?

What is an iamb?

I passed a bubbling cauldron of spicy blank, filled with a simmering sauce, and not much else.

The cackling old crone, with a conical hat and teeth like Cracker Jacks (TM), I decided must have been a Hmong tribeswoman, eager to please.

I was on the lookout for something incredibly unique, feeling a little frustrated, just like a travel writer trying to figure out how to submit to literary magazines with glitch-ridden Submishmash and Submittable websites—plus, a usually twenty-dollar entry fee.

Related posts:

Special Jungle Curry: Thai Street Food, Close Encounters of the Third-World Kind What to see in Bangkok Weekend in Bangkok Bangkok, Thailand – Food Palms Thai Restaurant, Hollywood, CA – March 2006

Filed Under: Asia · Tagged: Backpacking, Bangkok Thailand, China, Crawdad, Culture, Fashion, Food and Wine, France, Greece, Italy, Markets, New York City, Rainforest, Restaurants, Seafood, Spain, Street Food, Thailand

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